NobleWorks - Funny Card for Valentines Day - Naughty Adult Humor, Valentine Love Notecard with Envelope (1 Card) - Never Find Your Body 2151 Never Find Your Body VD

Brand:NobleWorks

3.9/5

24.38

SEXY VALENTINE'S NOTE CARD This bloody valentine has a really physical appeal. And after all, isn't that what Valentine's Day is about when you get down to it? Everyone will love our twisted Valentine's humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after they open this funny card and they read the hilariously hot punchline. This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine's Day celebration and communication. OVER 39 YEARS OF QUALITY HUMOR NobleWorks' fun & humorous greeting cards have been making people laugh & blush since 1980 BC (before eCards were present). These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous, custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted, creative urges. You are free to make these blank and generic, fold over cards more modern & unique for your work or office party, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 funny cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risqué, and inappropriate dirty adult humor gifts, offering a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. CHOOSE FROM THOUSANDS OF OPTIONS Whether looking for a themed sports greeting card, bulk assortments, boxed notecard sets, or a specific life occasion, NobleWorks - and the Best Card Company (our non humor brand) - has the right card, at the right price, for you! No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greeting you choose, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW!

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AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association. SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!. USE - The perfect, Funny card for writing Valentine's Day wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men, women, wife, husband, and friends. CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing. INSIDE GREETING: "...As Hot As I Do!" "Be my Valentine or ELSE!" COVER - They will never find your body...
Brand NobleWorks
Brand ‎NobleWorks
Color Multicolored
Color ‎Multicolored
Customer Reviews 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars 2,214 ratings 4.8 out of 5 stars
Is Discontinued By Manufacturer ‎No
Item model number ‎2151
Item Weight ‎0.64 ounces
Manufacturer ‎NobleWorks
Manufacturer Part Number ‎2151
Material Type ‎Paper
Number of Items 1
Number of Items ‎1
Occasion Valentine's Day
Product Dimensions ‎5 x 7 x 0.01 inches
Sheet Size ‎5-x-7-Inch
Target Audience Unisex-Adults

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Scritto da: Linda
Funny !
Love it.
Scritto da: Amanda Stone
Perfect
My boyfriend got a good laugh
Scritto da: kdcbattlecreek
Sweet and Spicy
Received well. It's a fun card.
Scritto da: Shantel
Cute
It helps you get to know each others likes and dislikes. Nothing too R rated. I'd say PG13.
Scritto da: jenni
Loved it!
My husband are always watching crime shows...so when I found this card, I had to get it!! He laughed so hard! It was cute, creative and definitely appropriate for us!!
Scritto da: Nick
Good funny card
This went great with Death at the Dive bar game I got as a gift for my wife
Scritto da: Kredhead
Not sure.
The card itself was cute funny and made really well of good quality card stock. However I ordered it and it took over a week to be delivered when I have prime and it was a prime item. Didn’t come til the day of Valentine’s Day but I had already shown my SO the card because I didn’t think it would arrive on time. The day before Valentine’s Day I looked, and it said it hadn’t even been shipped yet so I opted to try and cancel the order. Well, it ended up still being delivered , on Valentine’s Day so how did it take over a week for the orders to be fulfilled and then only a day to be shipped and delivered…? I was upset because like I said I already showed my fiancé. I kept it and still gave it to him but be aware of the delivery time as to when you will actually get it.
Scritto da: Jennifer
Lovely Cards ❤️
I totally loved the Vday cards…enjoyed the personal note from the business owner. Buy Buy ❤️
Scritto da: Mau Falcon
My boyfriend loved it
The posting process and times were perfect. I had it shipped to the UK and it arrived perfectly and on time. The card is very funny. My boyfriend loved it! I recommend it for a funny valentine card.
Scritto da: Matthew harder
Wife loved it but pricey
It’s a lot of $ for a card but she said it’s the best card she’s received. Very good paper.
Scritto da: adam shepherdson
Cute, could be better
As others have mentioned, this is a bit too glossy, seems like a missed chance to dull it down and make it look more real. But it is cute and my wife laughed and liked it.
Scritto da: Leah Coghlan
Pricey
For a card that is close to $15, it would have been nice if I couldn’t see the glue through the envelope seams. Made it look cheap. Card was good though.
Scritto da: chantal
card
nice but i think a little to expensive for a card

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